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Feb. 12th, 2003

08:58 pm - Timing

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Guess who figured out how to get to my livejournal, right after I posted links to naked Dutch aerobics instructors and "pick up lines from the War on Terror"?

Yep, that's right.

Hi, Mom!

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From:kittenbraden
Date:February 12th, 2003 06:07 pm (UTC)
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Ouch. =)
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From:kittles
Date:February 12th, 2003 06:43 pm (UTC)
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LOL - ain't that always the way?

Friends-only is ... well. Your friend. ;)

*waves to mom*
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From:crasch
Date:February 12th, 2003 09:21 pm (UTC)

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Yeah, but my Mom's tough. She can take it. The timings just a bit amusing though...
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From:psychomagnet
Date:February 12th, 2003 07:11 pm (UTC)
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Well, dear, I'm sure she enjoyed those naked beauties as much as the rest of us.

By the way, I have about 10 guy friends who want to thank you for that aerobics post. Still trying to figure out what they owe ME for passing it on...
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From:crasch
Date:February 12th, 2003 09:15 pm (UTC)

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You gotta realize, my Mom's a devout Mormon, so she thinks looking at such pictures is a sin.

The irony is that she works as a physicians assistant for the Idaho Dept. of Public Health. So every day, she palpates the nether regions of dozens of people.

Yet she fast forwards through "bad" scenes (read "nude" scenes) in R-rated movies. If someone swears, wait a beat, and you'll hear "Such language!" If it gets to be too much, she'll just turn it off.

As Mormon women go, she's pretty laid back, but she's by no means pleased by such stuff.

As for your friends, make 'em find you naked pictures of guy hotties! Or whatever floats your boat. Maybe hobbit porn. ;>
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From:rah
Date:February 13th, 2003 05:21 pm (UTC)
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A devout Mormon? HA! So's my mother, the only one in my family actually. That's why my bio says that she's not allowed to read my journal. :) I'd never hear the end of it if she saw that in my journal, but she won't....besides, I tend to say fuck a lot.
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From:crasch
Date:February 13th, 2003 09:05 pm (UTC)
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Such language!
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From:krikket
Date:February 12th, 2003 09:12 pm (UTC)
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Reminds me of when my girlfriend's parents wanted to find my campaign website, so the did a google search on me. What they found was my entry as a "Poly Poster Child"... Her father stopped speaking to me at that point, and I was no longer welcome at their household...
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From:crasch
Date:February 13th, 2003 04:55 pm (UTC)
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Ouch. Are you still persona non gratis?

You should have told them that their daughter was the "backup girlfriend". I've heard parents like responsible guys capable of contigency planning...
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From:krikket
Date:February 13th, 2003 06:31 pm (UTC)
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I was persona non gratis for well over a year, before she dumped me... I probably still am...
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From:almostthere
Date:February 12th, 2003 09:47 pm (UTC)
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The timing is pretty funny, from an outsider's view. :) Poor mom-may.

After I found a printed page from my journal at my mother's house, the password was promptly changed to something like "dontshowparents".

My Mormon roommate and I are now going to watch the sweet touching tale titled "Amy's Orgasm".
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From:crasch
Date:February 13th, 2003 04:52 pm (UTC)
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Your own parents building a dossier on you, eh?

So, did Amy...you know?
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From:almostthere
Date:February 13th, 2003 05:13 pm (UTC)

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Many, many times.
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From:almond_tiger
Date:February 12th, 2003 10:20 pm (UTC)
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Welcome to ever LJers worst nightmare.
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From:crasch
Date:February 13th, 2003 04:51 pm (UTC)
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Nah, my worst nightmare involves showing up for work, and discovering that everyone's waiting for me to deliver a major project that I've supposed to have been working on for months, but have nothing to show.

That and hundreds of cockroaches in my bed.

But if Mom were less easygoing, then yes, I could see how it could be a worst nightmare...

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From:almond_tiger
Date:February 13th, 2003 07:09 pm (UTC)
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Well that puts things into perspective. :)
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From:zapevaj
Date:February 13th, 2003 02:23 am (UTC)
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Rae's First Law of LJ:

Even if you are one of those people who tries to keep their LJ meticulously decent and free of gossip, TMI, or nekkidness, at some point, the worst possible thing on your journal will be found by the worst possible person to see it.
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From:crasch
Date:February 13th, 2003 04:46 pm (UTC)
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Good thing I didn't write about the "Ed McMahon and 25 lbs of Crisco" incident...

Wait a minute...

Doh!
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From:vaderstg
Date:February 13th, 2003 06:29 am (UTC)
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that's classy.

you spend months posting the most snow-white G-rated virgin-perfect stuff.. and you finally do something off-color and mom catches you.

Mothers have supernatural abilities, i'm convinced of it.
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From:crasch
Date:February 13th, 2003 01:23 pm (UTC)

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It's true, she does.
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