I was writing a screensaver on Linux, and it was like, BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP, and then, like, GNOME crashed for the 14th time today.
It devoured my source code. And then I had to write it again and I had to write it fast so it wasn't as good.
When I finally recovered my source code, I found that those damned GNOME kids had changed the screensaver interface for the 5th time this week. It was kind of ... a bummer. Those GNOME fuckers are worse than the frat boys!
THEN THAT FUCKING FISH SWAM ACROSS MY SCREEN. HATE. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE. HATE.
I'm Jamie Zawinski, and I own a night club.
Text courtesy of ivorjawa; image courtesy of jlindquist. Originals here