Things My Boyfriend Says - Open Knowledge — LiveJournal
Feb. 6th, 2008
01:40 am - Things My Boyfriend Says
Those of you who like johnquotes, would probably like this:
e: I’d get a bunny if they weren’t so stupid.
me: They’re brilliant!
e: They chew extenstion cords!
me: So do you!
e: Yeah, but for me it’s a religious obligation.
me: What religion is that?
e: I’m not allowed to tell outsiders.
me: How do you know I’m not a member?
e: Obviously, you’d be chewing extension cords.