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Jan. 30th, 2008

09:02 pm - Parenting tips

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Angry midgets are about to pop out of many of the women on my friend’s list, so I thought I’d pass along these helpful parenting tips, courtesy of radiantsun.

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Original: craschworks - comments

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From:snarkyshark2
Date:January 31st, 2008 04:18 am (UTC)
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Ha! Why can't they both? After all, some men do lactate.
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From:crasch
Date:January 31st, 2008 04:57 am (UTC)
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Quiet you! You think I want a living suction cup with self-control issues attached to my breasts?
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From:radiantsun
Date:January 31st, 2008 05:04 am (UTC)
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It happens to almost all straight women at some point in their lives, whether or not they have children. ;)
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From:crasch
Date:January 31st, 2008 05:07 am (UTC)
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And let's keep it that way!
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From:ladykalana
Date:January 31st, 2008 05:38 am (UTC)
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*LOVE*
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From:snarkyshark2
Date:January 31st, 2008 05:27 am (UTC)
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You think I want a living suction cup with self-control issues attached to my breasts?

Yes.
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From:crasch
Date:January 31st, 2008 05:35 am (UTC)
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Nuh uh. If anything's going to be attaching itself to breasts around here, it's going to be me.
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From:snarkyshark2
Date:January 31st, 2008 05:40 am (UTC)
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To your own?! I mean, that's cool.
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From:ch
Date:January 31st, 2008 04:20 am (UTC)
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if only it was that easy. breast feeding is not trivial!

despite the movies, mommy and baby do not necessarily know how to go about it.
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From:crasch
Date:January 31st, 2008 05:06 am (UTC)
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if only it was that easy. breast feeding is not trivial!

I know! Babies need laser sights or something.

Edited at 2008-01-31 05:07 am (UTC)
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From:ch
Date:January 31st, 2008 05:10 am (UTC)
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i've forgotten. do you have children?
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From:crasch
Date:January 31st, 2008 05:17 am (UTC)
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No, not yet. Still sowing wild oats.

Actually, at this juncture, I'm spending a lot of time with seed catalogs.
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From:ladykalana
Date:January 31st, 2008 05:38 am (UTC)
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Good stuff! *gank*
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From:quodlibetic
Date:January 31st, 2008 05:51 am (UTC)
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Dangnabbit! I've had this content (via another blog) open in my tabs for 2-3 days, waiting for me to get around to posting it! Heh. I guess I finally will in the morning. :)
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From:hiro_antagonist
Date:January 31st, 2008 07:56 am (UTC)
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One of the funniest series of images I've seen in months. Oh, internets, you have won yet again.
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From:risawn
Date:January 31st, 2008 07:59 am (UTC)
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Holy hell I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks for sharing!
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