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Feb. 10th, 2007

11:57 pm - Never put your dick in crazy...

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...and vice versa.

Via Erosblog (NSFW) via Alebeard.net (NSFW):

I met her online in a Portland chat room, her pic was deeply sexy, though typically you cant trust pics, especially the sexy ones. But this one turned out to be accurate.

Anyway, she had this fantasy to get tied up and abused in the girls bathroom of a catholic school. She suggested St Mary’s academy on SW 5th ave where I take it she was a student some years ago.

Now, what I should have done was listened, agreed that it was a hot fantasy and moved on, but no.

Naturally the idea was for her to be all tied up with belt marks all over her tits and ass, clamps on and cum dribbling out of her ass, you know, everyday stuff when class got out and the bathroom filled with girls. She has masturbated to this image many times she says and knows just when classes will be on and the place empty
Somewhere in my shrunken head it did dawn on me that maybe if we really did this, police would get involved. She said she was tell them she had been assaulted, did not want to talk about it and would refuse a police interview. Somehow this seemed reasonable to me.

In our minds, this was a great fantasy, Reality however had different ideas

Let me help you with a few fine points in case you try this at home

1. Nuns patrol the halls like guard dogs even when class is in session.
2. Said vicious nuns have evil and cruel timing.
3. When a Nun walks in a bathroom and your cock is deep inside Tina’s ass, there is little one can do to be graceful.
4. Nuns chase one fast, even big nuns, they run in packs.
5. Nuns throw things, they hurt.
6. Nuns do curse.
7. When running without pants on through a field full of Catholic school girls, do not expect them to look away politely and not laugh.
8. When running full speed towards the opening in the fence line, look down to avoid tripping in a gopher hole and flying through the air to land on ones face.
9. Police have no sense of humor about these things.
10. When ones own lawyer spends 20 minutes laughing at you, its less then fun
11. Judges also have little sense of humor even when the charges are minor
12. Community Service sucks

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Date:February 11th, 2007 05:34 am (UTC)
Portland represents!
That is hilarious.
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Date:February 11th, 2007 06:12 am (UTC)
I don't think the nuns deserved to see THAT.

I like that his laweyer laughed at him for 20 minutes.
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Date:February 11th, 2007 08:41 am (UTC)
>> From the post: Alebeard said,

January 22, 2007 at 8:45 pm

Now, I am not saying whether the writings here are fanciful fantasies or my own form of confession. Many questions have been asked about this specific post, let me say this however to clear things, If, and I do say If I did do it…..

Tina is an Alum, we would have checked in at the office before going to the girls restroom, we had a pass to see a former teacher of hers

We were in a stall so the Nun did not actually see sexual intercourse and I had managed to get my boxers on, my pants were also on though pulled down until they fell off entirely.
Plans do go awry
Because we in fact had permission to be there and I was not seen completely nude, the charges were very minor and likely my lawyer tells me I could have avoided them altogether if I fought it
That all of course is IF the story were true, which I am not saying it is
Tina was not charged, I suspect she gave a cop a blow job, just a theory
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Date:February 11th, 2007 09:20 am (UTC)
I was approached by a rape fetishist once, for my overtly open-mindedness, but... damn...
(no, didn't do it, wasn't into the whole breaking in, cathing her unawares, oh shit, dinner party, now what element.)
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Date:February 11th, 2007 04:03 pm (UTC)


Just sometimes... One had to wonder... WTFS?
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