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Nov. 17th, 2006

07:46 am - Spider Jerusalem on voting

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"You want to know about voting. I'm here to tell you about voting.

Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight.

You like to put your feet up and watch "Republican Party Reservation". They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed.

So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as the eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades.

That's voting.

You're welcome."

- Spider Jerusalem

Via dizfactor

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From:astroprisoner
Date:November 17th, 2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
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This is similar to the oft-quoted "Democracy is four wolves and one sheep all voting on what to have for dinner."
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