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Oct. 14th, 2006

09:13 pm - Attention, shameless hussies!

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Stop corrupting our male virtue with your Satanic garb. Buy "Lydia of Purple"-brand, modest, homeschooling, Christian clothing now:

http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com/

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From:new_iconoclast
Date:October 15th, 2006 01:21 am (UTC)

You are hopeless.

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I liked the "Majestic Plus Big Sizes," 22-32. Yes, a 32 is certainly "full-figured." Full of Twinkies.

And one of the dresses is called the "Tirza," which means "Desirable" in Hebrew, although how you could tell under all that cloth, I don't know.

Anyone knows that unless a modest dress is sewn by a truly modest Christian seamstress, it has hidden flaws in the seams that will burst open, allowing Satan and your boyfriend in at inopportune times (those shocking Veggie Tales dance numbers, for example).
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From:crasch
Date:October 15th, 2006 03:09 am (UTC)

Re: You are hopeless.

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Yes, "majestic" is my new favorite euphemism.

"Do these pants make me look fat?"

"Darling, you look majestic."



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From:lds
Date:October 15th, 2006 01:23 am (UTC)
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With a domain name like that... I think they're trying to compensate for something!
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From:evelynne
Date:October 15th, 2006 02:13 am (UTC)
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Damn html.

You know, lounging seductively in the hay with the sheep just doesn't look very modest to me.

It's also interesting that modesty doesn't preclude showing off one's hourglass figure. Most of those outfits are are pretty tight-fitting in the waist.

I could look like a total slut in those dresses with the right attitude.
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From:crasch
Date:October 15th, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)
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You know, lounging seductively in the hay with the sheep just doesn't look very modest to me.


I know! How can those sheep resist?

It's also interesting that modesty doesn't preclude showing off one's hourglass figure.

How else are you going to tell who has good birthing hips?

I could look like a total slut in those dresses with the right attitude.

Please do! Post pictures!
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From:cluebyfour
Date:October 15th, 2006 02:31 am (UTC)
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Did you see the page where they pimp their unmarried daughters?

"Sixth daughter is 19 and always ready."

Hot damn, where do I sign up?
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From:altamira16
Date:October 15th, 2006 02:46 am (UTC)
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Where's that one?
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From:cluebyfour
Date:October 15th, 2006 03:15 am (UTC)
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crasch has it.

I'd also like to know how they got such a "majestic" domain name. I thought there was a 67-character length restriction on them.
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:October 15th, 2006 07:49 am (UTC)
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"Our children have grown into beautiful young adults and each of them is in the care of the Master's Hand to be used as HE knows best."

(Beavis and Butthead laugh)
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From:ricevermicelli
Date:October 15th, 2006 05:12 pm (UTC)
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And fifth daughter loves her horses. I'll bet she does.

Definitely wins the award for Worst URL Ever.
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From:tdj
Date:October 15th, 2006 03:49 am (UTC)
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"Modest Apparel Clothing sewn by a truly modest Christian Seamstress."

Nice going on that whole "pride" thing. Good luck with the other six.
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