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May. 7th, 2004

12:08 pm - The Passion of Penn Jillette

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Via 90proofavenger:

"...In 1999, Penn Jillette (of the famed Penn & Teller) patented stimulating a female in a hot tub..."

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to violate some patent law.

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From:sofaking_par
Date:May 7th, 2004 04:18 pm (UTC)
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It is virtually impossible to not get laid after getting a girl into a jacuzzi.
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From:cjsmith
Date:May 7th, 2004 06:33 pm (UTC)
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'Cept this girl. Sometimes, a jacuzzi is just a jacuzzi.
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From:cris_nicewelts
Date:May 7th, 2004 08:44 pm (UTC)
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If anything you won't get laid at all, you'll just get told to leave her and the jacuzzi alone for a while.
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From:sofaking_par
Date:May 7th, 2004 09:21 pm (UTC)

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Keeping in mind that a nozzle, flush with hot and roiling water, can be a girl's best friend, I've never been thrown over for one.
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From:cris_nicewelts
Date:May 7th, 2004 11:38 pm (UTC)

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Ok Ok maybe it was just me. I ws so cynical about men at the time. 8 )
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From:sofaking_par
Date:May 8th, 2004 12:04 am (UTC)

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Probably with good reason. ;^)
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From:9thmoon
Date:May 7th, 2004 04:49 pm (UTC)
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Two things.
Penn Jillette is a sexoholic. I saw a discovery channel show about his house. His floorplan was determined by paying a naked hooker to stand in the freezing desert night and he told her, "Prtend you're in my bedroom. Now show me how far you'd walk, naked, to get me a beer from the fridge."
He has a dungeon room off his bedroom, accessed by a hidden wall panel. Which is actually kind of cool, but still. The discovery channel wouldn't show it.

Someone patented entertaining a cat with a laser pointer.
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From:bkrichar
Date:May 7th, 2004 06:25 pm (UTC)
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I'd take the hot tub over a laser pointer and a cat anyday.
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From:crasch
Date:May 7th, 2004 07:25 pm (UTC)
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You say sexaholic like that's a bad thing.
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From:gentlemaitresse
Date:May 7th, 2004 09:58 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, really.

He should see the plans for *my* future house. ;-)

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From:jozafiend
Date:May 8th, 2004 12:58 pm (UTC)
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and it's a damn fine jacuzzi at that! :-D
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From:crasch
Date:May 9th, 2004 03:54 am (UTC)
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Indeed.
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From:blueadept
Date:May 8th, 2004 05:43 pm (UTC)
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I took a friend to a Penn and Teller show in Richmond and he complimented her on her pierced tongue when he signed her program. We were amused.
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From:ex_ilk
Date:May 20th, 2004 06:59 am (UTC)
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Bullshit is absolute genius, and a public service.

You did read about my trademark/DMCA skirmish, didn't you?

http://www.livejournal.com/users/ilk/240947.html?mode=reply
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