"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're
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"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks." --Emo Philips
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life." -- Emo Philips