The most significant findings from this 2002 study, published with criminally modest fanfare in the Archives of Sexual Behavior , were these: even after adjusting for frequency of sexual intercourse, women who engaged in sex and “never” used condoms showed significantly fewer depressive symptoms than did those who “usually” or “always” used condoms. Importantly, these chronically condomless, sexually active women also evidenced fewer depressive symptoms than did those who abstained from sex altogether. By contrast, sexually active women, even really promiscuous ones, who used condoms were just as depressed as those practicing total abstinence. In other words, it’s not just that women who are having sex are simply happier, but instead happiness appears to be a function of the ambient seminal fluid pulsing through one’s veins.
September 24th, 2010
A programmer's wife sends him to the store to get, telling him to get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs get 6. Later the husband returns... with 6 loaves of bread. His wife exclaims, "Why in the world did you get 6 loaves of bread?" He responds, "They had eggs."
Via Steven K. Roberts.