“Key message: If you want to create a thing, you already love it and you have good taste and high expectations. When you are starting out, there is a gap, possibly abig gap, between what you can produce and what your standards are. Can’t let yourself be discouraged by that. Must be willing to admit to yourself that the gap is there. Face the music. Best way to close the gap is to produce a large volume of completed work. On a schedule. Put yourself on a schedule. Or better yet commit yourself to a schedule for others to recieve your work, even if it’s not paid work.”
While ordering dinner, caress up his leg as high as you can get away with. If you’re feeling super-daring, reach inside his pants, and slip a hair tie around his penis–this gutsy move will keep him slightly stimulated all night.
“Honey, what are you… GACK! Okay, that feels really weird and annoying and I have no way of taking it off out here. I’m going to waddle to the bathroom now and I hate you.”
If you’re not reading Ursulav, creator of Blackbeard’s Rugged Tampons:
May I suggest you remedy this post haste?