October 31st, 2007
So I’m planning to be in L.A. November 9 - 11th, to attend the Best of ACTober Fest presentations. I’ll be at the 8:00 p.m. showing on Saturday.
I’m also planning to go to the Hike the Geek on Sunday, assuming there is one.
Hope to see some of you while I’m down there!
Via Arutz Sheva
According to an Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys. The newspaper reports that when the Arab rock-throwing begins, IDF soldiers run for cover. Then, the story continues, after some time of hiding, an Israeli woman stands up on top of a barricade and begins to perform an alluring strip tease. Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman ? an IDF soldier ? shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.
I doubt this story is true, but when I’m ruler of my own banana republic, item 1 on the acquisition list will be “stripper death squads”.
“I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!”