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March 9th, 2007 - Open Knowledge

Mar. 9th, 2007

04:58 am - Woman's Poem, Man's Poem

Via theinimitable_l

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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12:55 pm - GEEK: How to find all the files that changed on a given date?

Here's what I came up with:

touch -t 200702270000 /tmp/date_marker
touch -t 200702280000 /tmp/date_marker2
find / -newer /tmp/date_marker -and \! -cnewer /tmp/date_marker2 -exec ls -ld {} \;

But that seems pretty kludgy. Anyone have a better suggestion?

Thanks!

07:58 pm - Baby Sloth


Via snarkyshark2

Looks like an escapee from the "Dark Crystal" set.

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