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January 17th, 2006 - Open Knowledge — LiveJournal

Jan. 17th, 2006

02:20 pm - Nellie for hire

This is nelliebelle:




I've read nelliebelle's journal for over a year. She's funny, smart, and a good writer.

And, for what I expect to be a very limited time, she's available for hire.

So if any of my Atlanta peeps are reading this, as your attorney, I advise you to hire her post haste.

With her support, you will have the power to crush your enemies like ants on a hot sidewalk. Legend suggests that her mere presence will incite a powerful desire to make love with your products.

For example, nelliebelle once bought an Apple iPod.

Apple now control 80% of the mp3 player market.

Coincidence? I think not.

Do you want happy customers? Profits? Then don't delay -- hire nelliebelle now.

(P.S. She would also consider relocating to Fort Lauderdale or Chicago.)

Nellie's resume behind the cut.Collapse )

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