January 17th, 2006 - Open Knowledge — LiveJournal
Jan. 17th, 2006
02:20 pm - Nellie for hire
This is nelliebelle:
I've read nelliebelle's journal for over a year. She's funny, smart, and a good writer.
And, for what I expect to be a very limited time, she's available for hire.
So if any of my Atlanta peeps are reading this, as your attorney, I advise you to hire her post haste.
With her support, you will have the power to crush your enemies like ants on a hot sidewalk. Legend suggests that her mere presence will incite a powerful desire to make love with your products.
For example, nelliebelle once bought an Apple iPod.
Apple now control 80% of the mp3 player market.
Coincidence? I think not.
Do you want happy customers? Profits? Then don't delay -- hire nelliebelle now.
(P.S. She would also consider relocating to Fort Lauderdale or Chicago.)
( Nellie's resume behind the cut.Collapse )
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