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October 28th, 2004 - Open Knowledge — LiveJournal

Oct. 28th, 2004

03:30 am - Jewish holiday

Arafat goes to a fortune teller and asks: "On what day will I die?"

The fortune teller said: "It will be on a Jewish Holiday."

Arafat said: "Which one? Rosh Ha'Shonah? Yom Kippur?"

The fortune teller said: "I do not know, but what ever day you die, that day will be a Jewish Holiday."

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