October 28th, 2004

bswing

Jewish holiday

Arafat goes to a fortune teller and asks: "On what day will I die?"

The fortune teller said: "It will be on a Jewish Holiday."

Arafat said: "Which one? Rosh Ha'Shonah? Yom Kippur?"

The fortune teller said: "I do not know, but what ever day you die, that day will be a Jewish Holiday."