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May 19th, 2003 - Open Knowledge — LiveJournal

May. 19th, 2003

12:27 pm - Kid's names

I plan to name my kids after major deities--God, Satan, Yahweh, Krishna, etc.

Then I could tell everyone that I'm the father of God.

Maybe I could sell their baby stuff as holy relics.

"Yes, ma'am. That's God's binky. Some say it will cure canker sores."

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