May 19th, 2003 - Open Knowledge — LiveJournal
May. 19th, 2003
12:27 pm - Kid's names
I plan to name my kids after major deities--God, Satan, Yahweh, Krishna, etc.
Then I could tell everyone that I'm the father of God.
Maybe I could sell their baby stuff as holy relics.
"Yes, ma'am. That's God's binky. Some say it will cure canker sores."
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