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April 1st, 2003 - Open Knowledge

Apr. 1st, 2003

02:06 am - Good news, bad news.

Saddam's doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam
look-alikes.

"Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad
news!

The good news is Saddam is still alive.

The bad news is he lost an arm."

02:00 pm - Canine Lord of the Flies

http://www.thedogisland.com/FAQ.html

From the FAQ:


My dog is very high strung and often gets into fights with other dogs. I can control this now, but what happens when fights break out on the island?


Fights break out occassionally, but this is not a real issue, because eventually, the dogs learn to get along. Every now and then some dogs gang up and kill and then eat another dog, but this is just natural, and it's okay for it to happen now and then, but normally this is not the case. (Emphasis mine.)


Well, okay then. As long as cannibalism only happens occasionally, I guess it's all right.

04:44 pm - Absolute Worst Thing Ever

O.K. I've seen some disturbing stuff on the internet--goatse.cx, tubgirl, the squatter--but this is the Absolute Worst Thing Ever.

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