Also, who wouldn't be turned on by a woman who sleeps with a nine millimeter, and has an irrational attachment to nan?
And, you're an attorney. Who wouldn't want to be able to say to a bunch of drunken, angry Hell's Angels: "Hah, hah! Do your worst, suckers. My girlfriend's an attorney! Touch me, and she'll subpoena your ass!" I also imagine it would be handy for pesky creditors.
See, I know how to take advantage of you. And believe me, after a while dating me, you'll have no dignity worth speaking of.
So emaill me now! firstname.lastname@example.org
[See? Cocky, too. ]