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Aug. 14th, 2003

11:37 pm - I'm glad to see that...

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...I'm not the only person who appreciates Showgirls.

Also, who wouldn't be turned on by a woman who sleeps with a nine millimeter, and has an irrational attachment to nan?

And, you're an attorney. Who wouldn't want to be able to say to a bunch of drunken, angry Hell's Angels: "Hah, hah! Do your worst, suckers. My girlfriend's an attorney! Touch me, and she'll subpoena your ass!" I also imagine it would be handy for pesky creditors.

See, I know how to take advantage of you. And believe me, after a while dating me, you'll have no dignity worth speaking of.

So emaill me now! crasch@openknowledge.org

[See? Cocky, too. ]


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Date:August 15th, 2003 12:10 am (UTC)
Many moons ago, in an interview with Dee Snyder (former frontman for Twisted Sister, well known for his bizarre girlish makeup), he related an incident from the Twisted Sister bar band days. Apparently some folks were heckling the band, and being on stage with lights in face, he had no idea who. And he heckled back. Whereupon a crowd of bikers bumrushed the stage. Realizing his mistake, he and the band burst into their rendition of Born To Be Wild, causing the bikers to cease their attack and engage in a "perverted square dance". Dee highly recommends all bar bands to be ready to cover Born To Be Wild at the first sign of trouble.
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Date:August 15th, 2003 03:49 am (UTC)
That is the funniest thing I've read in a week.
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Date:August 15th, 2003 08:48 am (UTC)
Hah, hah. perich is right. That's hysterical. Should be a scene in a movie.
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