You seem to have.... - Open Knowledge — LiveJournal
Aug. 14th, 2003
11:00 pm - You seem to have....
...low standards, so, of course, your profile appealed to me.
Let's see, going through your checklist.
Never stop learning? Never. Why you know what I learned about today? Dwarf porn. Who knew?
Emotionally mature? Ha, hah! Can't have everything now, can we?
Really need to update my haircut? Check.
Talk to people as if there were two of you in the room? Check. Sometimes, I don't even need other people!
Now, here's the kicker. If you respond to my message, even if it's just say, "Buzz off, loser." I will send you the best picture EVER! No lie. It even says so in the filename: bestpictureever.jpg. And no, it's not me naked, or pictures of my cats.
So, send me an e-mail at email@example.com. You don't know what you're missing!