Although, if I were in Woody's shoes, I'd cast myself opposite 20+ year old hotties myself.
However, your disturbing fetish give me hope. Cause if Woody's bod makes you hot, I'm your bag, baby. Mor eover, unlike Woody, I'm still single. Also unlike Woody, I not burdened by great wealth. Or power. Or a chateau in France.
I do, however, have a very servicable 1990 Nissan Sentra.
So, if you decide I might be your bag, send me an e-mail at email@example.com.