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Jul. 5th, 2003

12:16 am - The Mighty Warrior

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It's a sad, sad thing when a man cuts himself on a butterknife while attempting to open a bag of frozen broccoli.

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From:pentomino
Date:July 4th, 2003 09:31 pm (UTC)
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Over the past week, I got three paper cuts on my left hand.
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From:crasch
Date:July 5th, 2003 12:04 pm (UTC)
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First butterknives, now paper. Does the trial lawyers association know about this?
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From:noblebeast
Date:July 4th, 2003 09:34 pm (UTC)
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how the mighty have fallen
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From:crasch
Date:July 5th, 2003 12:05 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, next thing you know, I'll be microwaving my oranges...oh wait....
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From:troyworks
Date:July 4th, 2003 09:51 pm (UTC)
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could be worse you could have gone to the hospital from paper cuts (not me!)
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From:crasch
Date:July 5th, 2003 12:05 pm (UTC)
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You know someone who had to go to the hospital due to paper cuts?
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From:troyworks
Date:July 5th, 2003 12:17 pm (UTC)

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Yup, it got infected (I think the person cut herself on a possibly gritty cardboard box while breaking it down for the dumpster) somewhat like this story.

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~airyn/rants/finger.html
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From:saintswife
Date:July 4th, 2003 10:16 pm (UTC)
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In high school I had an aquaintance try to impale a carrot on a knitting needle and instead impale their hand on said needle.

And a side note - ewww, broccoli. *shudder*
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From:crasch
Date:July 5th, 2003 12:07 pm (UTC)
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Owch.

1. Why was your "acquaintance" trying to impale a carrot with a knitting needle? I've heard of body modification, but carrots...?

2. Broccoli's good! And good for you too. Now, cabbage, that's just gross.

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From:saintswife
Date:July 5th, 2003 07:08 pm (UTC)

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I never really did understand WHY she was doing it - just to say that she was sitting in front of the mindnumbing television, and was eating a carrot and I guess she simply decided to mount the darn thing on the knitting needle. Who knows what goes through the mind of a 14 year old at that point.

And by putting it in quotes are you trying to imply that it was ME??? Hah. Nope, I don't have a scar on the fleshy part of the hand between the thumb and first finger the size of a hole.

Broccoli seriously doesn't work for me - My daughter loves it, and while I will let her cook it for herself, it simply inspires a gag reflex in me. Cabbage - I've only had it in coleslaw, and never did understand why people would want to eat something so bitter.
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From:ch
Date:July 5th, 2003 11:42 am (UTC)

that's what you get for trying to eat vegetables

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stick with steak; it's safer.
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From:crasch
Date:July 5th, 2003 12:09 pm (UTC)

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You know, you're right. I've never been injured by a beef product before. Enough of these dangerous vegetables--it's only Angus barn for me now.
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From:ex0teric
Date:July 5th, 2003 12:55 pm (UTC)
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*applause*
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From:crasch
Date:July 5th, 2003 03:24 pm (UTC)
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Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.
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