Open Knowledge - Utilitarian Love Poem

Oct. 29th, 2008

07:41 pm - Utilitarian Love Poem

You are aesthetically pleasing,
the reason for which I first noticed you.
And later I found your personality equally pleasing.
I also noted your waist to hip ratio is suitable for birthing.
Therefore, I think you should live in my house.

-alishahnovin

Original: craschworks - comments

Tags: dating, humor, love

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From:	evelynne
Date:	October 30th, 2008 05:13 pm (UTC)

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I find that poem strangely pleasing. I think because I am really attracted to directness.

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From:	crasch
Date:	October 30th, 2008 09:04 pm (UTC)

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If only your sentiments were more common! :>

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From:	vivian2112
Date:	October 31st, 2008 01:21 am (UTC)

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Hmm. ;)

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From:	ivanafox
Date:	October 31st, 2008 05:59 am (UTC)

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I'm going to go with evelynne. I like it. Although it would, of course, be creepy under almost any circumstances if actually used.

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From:	mercyorbemoaned
Date:	November 1st, 2008 03:09 am (UTC)

a postfeminist reply in limerick

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There once was a girl from California
Who said, "Ring or I'm gone, and I won't mourn ya."
So when she takes all your stuff
And EOW visitation is rough
You can't say that she didn't warn ya.

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