I'm glad to see that... - Open Knowledge
Aug. 14th, 2003
11:37 pm - I'm glad to see that...
...I'm not the only person who appreciates Showgirls.
Also, who wouldn't be turned on by a woman who sleeps with a nine millimeter, and has an irrational attachment to nan?
And, you're an attorney. Who wouldn't want to be able to say to a bunch of drunken, angry Hell's Angels: "Hah, hah! Do your worst, suckers. My girlfriend's an attorney! Touch me, and she'll subpoena your ass!" I also imagine it would be handy for pesky creditors.
See, I know how to take advantage of you. And believe me, after a while dating me, you'll have no dignity worth speaking of.
So emaill me now! email@example.com
[See? Cocky, too. ]